what we have here is an extremely limited garment of impeccable craftspersonship and much whimsy imbued as well. embroidered item.

front left reads RUBYYACHT
back reads
AN APTITUDE FOR
MARTYRDOM IS PART OF 
GOOD MANNERS

lovely polyester blend shirt guaranteed to last 3 generations or your money burned. looks best worn rough and beat in.

ONLY 2 OF EACH SIZE IN EXISTENCE !!